The participants for the Jizzapalooza match make their entrances, starting with Bret Hart. Holy hell Cena is next and he also uses the white mist as his finisher too. You can tell that he is not a trained wrestler. And before the bell is rung, Mean Gene sneaks in and deposits his white mist towards the side of Chyna's face too. But then she snaps out of it and slaps Mean Gene right in the kisser! Why would any guy want to ever do that? On the bright side he did last for more than 18 seconds. Join Chyna and all her legendary friends for a night in the ring you'll never forget.
Chyna seems almost drugged out in this match. This was possibly the worst wrestling match that I have ever seen. Austin got the white mist all over her chest. It just the same lame weapon attacks over and over again right towards her mouth. Why was he trying to spray the mist into her mouth? In addition, please read our , which has also been updated and became effective May 23rd, 2018. The camera cuts back to the ring and the chair is magically gone. .
This thing quickly devolves into what appears to be a six-on-one handicapped weapons match. I think that was her first offensive maneuver in the match. The Rock tries to get in there once again and I guess his strudel appears to be ready this time. Or was that beer foam? At least that's what my brain tells me. Her upper torso is soaked in white mist. But the camera work is awful. Mean Gene, donning a suit and tie, suddenly jumps into the ring and starts spearing Chyna's face with his four-inch microphone over and over again.
I can't be sure, but if it is beer foam then I wish all the wrestlers would just line up at this point and end this thing with a Chyna beer bash. So Stone Cold quickly jumps in and takes over for The Rock while Chyna is just laying on her back in the ring without any indication of resistance. Iron Sheik sneak attacks her from behind with a flesh-toned baseball bat and this immediately busts her open hardway. The only good thing I can say about this match is that it had a clean finish. Cena finally wakes up and ruins Sheik's timing by taking Chyna away from him and shoving his own Caucasian broom handle at her face while the other wrestlers all go back to stamping mushrooms into Chyna's forehead with their loaded arsenal of cylindrical weapons. I didn't even see him get pinned or thrown over the top rope.
It looks to me like Dwayne's been eating an endless supply of Doritos Locos Tacos since we last saw him on Raw 1000. Each guy takes turns bludgeoning her right in the face with occasionally large kendo sticks and other assorted cylindrical weapons. Chyna isn't making much noise and is almost laying there barely conscious. He is insulting my intelligence as a wrestling fan. The Rock goes for her face but his strudel appears to be too much for her to handle so she just kind of lets it graze her lips.
Unfortunately for my sanity, the match continues and The Rock is still attacking Chyna with his giant throbbing strudel. Doink goes next while Cena is now pulling on Chyna's hair like a goof. I swear every single man in this match was just standing to the side of the ring doing 5-Knuckle Shuffles while Chyna was locked up with one or two men at a time. See Chyna fight and fuck all of your favorite stars in one no-holes-barred match that will satisfy your lust for grabbing and grappling all in one fell, piledriving, gangbanging, cum-guzzling swoop! The first part ended with a wild brawl inside Chyna's dressing room. Cena once again makes things even worse by hunching over Chyna and doing something to the back of her neck with his mouth. She is rambling nonsense while getting her face walloped with kendo stick after kendo stick.
I can't even see the face of the guy who is pounding her with the decaying wood so I have no clue who it is. See Chyna fight and fuck all of your favorite stars in one no-holes-barred match that will satisfy your lust for grabbing and grappling all in one fell, piledriving, gangbanging, cum-guzzling swoop! And so apparently Bret Hart is eliminated from the match. Meanwhile Doink is laying on the ground and jabbing Chyna in the face with a pulsating hot dog. I have to admit his sledgehammer looks quite a bit smaller and has less girth than the last time I saw him use it at WrestleMania 28. He spits his water, as expected. Now Chyna is on her knees bent over and getting smashed from behind with a rotting wooden pipe. The winner qualifies for a main event match later in the show.